Alright! Let’s play Bamboozle: Guess that food!
Sometimes, when you put something into a slow-cooker, it comes out looking less than savory. And by less than savory, I mean you can’t recognize it at all. Still not following? Have you somehow sheltered yourself from the slow cooker craze? Congratulations, you’ve saved yourself from one of the most pinane trending topics on Pinterest. I envy you.
To help you catch up, I give you this Sandra Lee tutorial. To begin our game of Bamboozle (slow cooker edition) skip to 4:42 of this video, turn the volume off, and guess that food. Is it beef? Chicken? Brown tofu?
Nope! French pork chops. Yes, FRENCH. Sticking a nationality on your marginal food always classes it up a bit.
It’s time for Bamboozle… Round 2!
Did I just hear you say, “what a nice piece of salmon?” I’m sorry, but you’ve lost this round of Bamboozle. Please hand in your angel pass; you’ve lost your shot at the golden monkey.
Did you guess chicken? Congratulations! It is indeed chicken. You’ve moved on to round 3. I hope you’re not eating right now. Can you identify the delectable dish below?
Yes, someone pinned this to a board called “delectable”. If you guessed a nice bowl of chili or Taco Bell aftermath, you guessed wrong. Please pick up a googoo card and leave.
The correct answer is oatmeal. Did you guess oatmeal? Congratulations! You have won not just a golden monkey, but a pair of golden monkey sunglasses (for your inner Kanye West).
I’m off to double-check “delectable” in the dictionary. This concludes Pinfuriating’s first game of Bamboozle.