Has parenting ever been such a minefield? Between attachment parenting, “continuum” and dance moms, being a mom or dad is super complicated. Birthday party planning can be stressful–it’s essentially a showcase for your parenting tactics for the rest of the world.
In today’s obesity epidemic-wracked world, there are many routes you can take for birthday cake.
This version says everything in moderation, it’s my kid’s birthday. One birthday cake never killed anyone. I’m not one of those parents.
For those parents
This looks delicious to me; I don’t know how a group of dirt-covered noise machines would feel about it. It’s a vast improvement over traditional fruit cake, which can often look and taste like sugared bricks.
It would probably cost you as much as the cake below.
For parents in denial
What epidemic? They’re just chunky. Baby fat. Will grow out of it.