Y’all smell like hairspray and desperation over there

28 Aug

If Pinterest had a smell, it might just be hairspray and desperation. Desperate Pinterest stalking? We’ve all done it; Pinterest definitely has equivalents to the needy “I FOLLOW BACK” crowd on Twitter.

How can you demonstrate your admiration for someone’s pins without creeping anyone out? No idea, but my progression through Pinterest’s levels of affection is as follows.

When I give someone a like, it’s like:

An SNL character gives another a flirtatious poke. Animated Bill Hader and Seth Myers gif.

When I leave a gushing comment on one of their pins:

An SNL character gives another a kiss on the cheek. Animated gif with Bill Hader and Seth Myers.

When they don’t respond to my overtures, and I follow all of their boards anyway:

One SNL character kisses the other, the other clearly isn't into it. Animated gif with bill hader and seth meyers.

Yeah, sometimes I get overenthusiastic like that. Totally failed on the “not creeping anyone out” front. Unrequited Pinterest love is painful. TLC: why you no follow me back?

All GIFs are from this awesome Tumblr.

Part of a week long series of posts with titles inspired by Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, because, why not?

One Response to “Y’all smell like hairspray and desperation over there”

  1. Cris September 15, 2012 at 11:27 pm #

    you are fricken hilarious!

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