Every woman wants to dress like a fourteen year old. DIY tribal shorts, flip flips, hair down to shins…
Wait, wait, wait. Let me correct myself–every woman on Pinterest seems to want to dress like a 14 year-old. At least, that’s the impression one might get while browsing fashion pins that scream “I just hit puberty!”
A crop top definitely says youth. Just in case you wanted to really, really emphasize your jejuneness (yes, that’s a word), you could try this:
This shirt doesn’t just say, “I’m young.”It has a bolder statement on infinite youth, especially when worn by women.
Let’s imagine it on, shall we?
Nothing says “I’m young and perky,” not-very-sly wink, like this tank.
Most women will tell you, however, that the “forever” label is a bit of a misnomer. I wouldn’t keep this shirt longer than five years, or until you feel that the “jail bait” approach to seduction goes from a just a little sad to absolutely pitiable. Which is, in my world, all the time.
Somewhat offensive native-inspired headdress pictured with the shirt is not included, but a must for Burning Man.