This is my KitchenAid, given for you. Add the whisk attachment in remembrance of me.
Sweet Jesus. Sweet, sweet Jesus. Proverbs 23:2, anyone?
Don’t roll your eyes at me, cake Jesus.
It’s an important section of the Bible, one often ignored (Proverbs 31 is the on-trend gospel): “Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony.” It makes me wonder: is fondant really the best way to remember the crown of thorns?
I have nothing against Jesus, really. These saviour cupcakes are a perfect addition to any Christmas celebration, and will help teach your children just how delicious He is.
BRB, going to hell (but this time, for blasphemy!).



It’s only a sweatshirt, Mae
7 NovAnd it’s 80s throwback sweatshirt at that. It really complements those acid-wash jeans.

So, she wants the cross to be bigger? I’m not really sure how this would be feasible, unless the sweatshirt was made into a full-body bedazzled jumpsuit. Shudder.
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