Can you name two things that every American should know how to use?
If you guessed a defibrillator and a bicycle, you were wrong. The real things children need to learn in school is the Bible, and guns. Preferably, together.
Kids will just love learning how to shoot to kill!
Today, kids, we’re going to focus on aiming. Go for the jugular! This is the safety. This is how to load another round. Let me try to jog my memory: guns and schools… What could go wrong?
Surely, teaching children how to use handguns could only lower gun crime in the States. Self-defense is important! Increasing the number of guns in the country and the number of people who know how to use them will decrease the number of shooting victims, right? Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.
Access to guns just makes it a whole lot easier.
Gun class: coming to an elementary school near you. Foreseeable consequences? According to 170+ repinners, none.